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A Letter To A Former Love

8/17/2011

 


Dear Gym,






It's been a long time.






I still hate you.








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Hate is such a strong word.


I'll rephrase that.



I really don't like you much.








It's not your fault we stopped seeing each other a year ago Gym.


It's me.



Really.





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Just because the sight of you

makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out,


doesn't mean I don't care about you.




Of course I care about you.





We had some good times together.

I felt my best when we were seeing each other.



But then things changed.

You kept wanting more, more,more out of me
and I felt like I just couldn't give you any more.

Plus, winter came.

And I suppose I got lazy too.



A relationship shouldn't have to be that hard.





And that's why I moved on.









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Hey!!!



Are those

BOUNCY BALLS???!!!!







Anyway, It's just that you're hard work, high maintenance, you have too high of expectations, ya know?
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And I find it a little "weird" that you're not "happy" unless you're being "used"
and "stepped on"...
But hey, whatever trips your trigger...




I'm trying really hard not to have hard feelings after a year of not seeing you.



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HEY, is that a cartoon???!!!!



You can watch cartoons while walking on a treadmill????


SIGN ME UP!!!!!
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I can run a treadmill just as easy as any 80 year old out there Gym. I'll show you I don't have commitment issues.

Watch, SEE, I can do this.

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Whew!!! Glad there's a fan. It's getting hot in here.





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Lawdy, this

treadmill is getting hard!
Oh.

My.
Goodness!
How long have I been ON this ballbuster???!!!

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3.4 HOURS????!!!!

Already?????

No wonder I'm dying here!

What?




                                                        You say it's only been two minutes, forty seconds?

                      
WELL IT FEELS LIKE 3.4 HOURS!!!!!





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Anyway Gym, It's nice we've reconnected here.

I just might come and visit you more. Now that there's a dance floor and all. 


Now there's no reason to be mean and say that's not a
                                                                                                              dance floor. It looks like one to me.

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And there's fun colorful bands and jump ropes to play
with too.




Our renewed friendship just might work out Gym.

No hard feelings, eh?




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Uh Gym, those machines with big weights look pretty intense there.

Maybe we should talk more later.

Glad we reconnected. 








I still hate you though, you know.




Love,


Angie
JoJo Pearson
8/18/2011 12:32:22 pm

Love this post about Gym! Wondering if you were going to post something about my old boyfriend, Bill. Bill Collector! Bahahahahaha! Just kiddin'! Keep up the great work on your blog, Angie! Love reading it!


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