Hi There!!!!
My name is Kitty-Cat.
My name is Kitty-Cat.
Peek a boo. I'm heeeeerrrre!
I'm new here in the family.....that's why I don't have a formal name yet...I just got here Thanksgiving day...
...but I've already noticed a few things.
#1....My Momma don't like to fold laundry.
Ever.
See that pile on the left hand side there on the floor? Clean.
And on the dryer? Clean.
And on the dryer? Clean.
Hey jerk, give me three cat treats if you want to enter. The good treats, not the crappy cheap ones. Also, I've noticed my brother Vinny is the laundry room landlord.
Or acts like it anyway.
He likes to sleep on the clean laundry too.
Makes ya wanna eat at my momma's house, doesn't it?
Or acts like it anyway.
He likes to sleep on the clean laundry too.
Makes ya wanna eat at my momma's house, doesn't it?
You mess with my routine, I give you death stare too. I don't mess too much with Vinny though, cuz he can give you the
death stare.
Like this.
All I did was jump out of my new parent's arms into the living room for the first time and Vinny hissed and ran onto the stairs and stayed there all night.
Staring.
And staring more.
And then he just kept staring.
For the WHOLE night.
death stare.
Like this.
All I did was jump out of my new parent's arms into the living room for the first time and Vinny hissed and ran onto the stairs and stayed there all night.
Staring.
And staring more.
And then he just kept staring.
For the WHOLE night.
Momma should come into the laundry room more often though, you know, to fold clothes and such.
When she does come in,
it's because she's putting nice smelling candle stuff in her warmer she bought from her sister JoJo who sells Scentsy.
When she does come in,
it's because she's putting nice smelling candle stuff in her warmer she bought from her sister JoJo who sells Scentsy.
OH! I met my Aunt JoJo on Thanksgiving. She's nice.
What you mean I'm "full-figured?" Aunt JoJo's doggie Bella is nice too.
Bella gives my momma many wet,
slobbery kisses.
Bella's sister, Princess Hemi, looks just like Bella.
Princess Hemi must have been eating when this picture was taken. Both doggies are super-spoiled, and very "well-fed" gals.
#2 Thing I've noticed....my Momma takes boring pictures and thinks EVERYONE should like them....
Case in point,
I saw her tear outside this morning in her pajamas to get this picture of the sunrise.
Kinda too bad about the Hawks this year, huh Dad? I find those kinds of things terribly boring.
I'd rather be watching football with my new dad than looking at yet another scenic picture.
Maybe my momma ought to tear outside in the DAYLIGHT and do something about her "Fall" arrangement when it's almost December.
#3 Thing about my Momma I've noticed...she loves to cook and follows recipes exactly and sometimes a dish comes out okay like these savory carrots and chipotle sweet potato casserole....
Don't even get me started. And sometimes her dishes come out so disgusting like this one two weeks ago, that she can't even swallow one bite of the crap and has to throw the whole thing out AND WORSE, wash the pot which definitely does not make her happy.
#4 Thing....my Momma LOVES, LOVES, LOVES cheesecake! Loves it!
I haven't seen her make cheesecake yet but she also loves a good sale, clearly, and stocked up on the Philly Cream Cheese.
I'm thinking a cheesecake is in her future.
Also my momma wants ya'll to know that that is NOT a can of dog food in the refrigerator. It's refried beans. She would never store dog food on top of people food....geez.
#5 Thing....my Momma lies sometimes on this blog.
#6 Thing I've noticed about my Momma is that she has been very busy lately with stuff like these boxes.
I wish she would keep the lids off these boxes more so I can sleep in them.
Cuz right now I sleep on places like the inside of momma's coat while she's at the computer.
Climbing on my momma's head is so exhausting.
Last Thing I've noticed about my Momma...she likes to put cars for sale online like these....
2002
Pontiac
Grand Prix GT...
2004
Pontiac
Grand Am GT...
She LOVES this 'like new'
2003 Buick
Century Custom
with 127k miles...
And then last night I tried to stop her from posting this
2000
Pontiac
Grand Prix GT
by repeatedly doing flying leaps onto her sweater with my claws out, but it didn't work. She posted it instead of playing with me.
So I waited patiently for my momma to get done with her work so she could give her undivided attention to me.
And she did.
Eventually.
Swear to God my mom has all her teeth, she is not missing one like how it looks. Yeah,
I like my new home pretty good. I'll keep my new mom and dad happy and be their loveable kitty cat for the next 20 years I guess.
I suspect you'll be seeing a lot more of me :)
Let's see how many times I can put my bottom in mom's face before she gives me to dad. In fact I gotta get back to crawling on my momma,
she looks like she's missing me.
So, we'll see ya next time!!
Momma says she'll talk at ya soon too!
Have a good Tuesday night!!!
