Two Cats For Sale!
JUST KIDDING. Geez.....
I'll pay you to take them!
Okay, so our two twin cats Vincenzo and Pepperoncini
aka Vinny and Pepper
aka The Twins
aka Frick and Frack
aka the Two Little (insert words of choice here)
aka The Ornery Devils
aka Two Cats For Sale
came to us two years ago in December 2009 at
3 months old.
Two sweet little rescue kitties.
See the two of them under the tabletop tree the first day we got them?
When I say cute, I mean 100%, no denying it, completely, utterly, truthfully adorably cute!
Look at them! Just look!! Don't ya just want to pet the sweet yittle kitties?!?!
all the time...
They found cozy spots to rest together....
And they tried to be big boys and hang out with their pet siblings...
Can you say,
"So Cute You Just Want To Eat Them All Up!"
And started destroying things...
kitten curtain climbing contest.
And then this morning, I wake up to find Vinny laying on a towel on top of a basket.
Which is fine.
Except right under that towel is a delicate
TWENTY DOLLAR BIRD ORNAMENT!!!!!!!
I've never spent more than a few bucks on an ornament but I spent TWENTY DOLLARS ON THAT ORNAMENT!!! Twenty dollars!!
AND HE WAS LAYING DIRECTLY ON TOP OF IT!
*sigh* Thank goodness it didn't break.
I look under the table and see Pepper playing
WITH A REAL DEAD MOUSE!
You see that mouse over to the right of his face on the rug? See it?!?! Arrrgghhh!
*Cue to Angie's heebie jeebie dance, arms flailing, the whole enchilada*
Well, I suppose at least he was doing his job.
If they're not terrorizing the other pets literally, they are flying like squirrels onto your back, your bottom or your legs as you walk by their domain or they're shredding paperwork, paper towels, newspaper or each other.
And see those two gorgeous aqua Italy vases against the wall on the old console stereo?
I only paid $1 for those vases at auction but they are old and they are beautiful and full of texture.
one of those vases has a LOT MORE TEXTURE to it as of last week.
*Angie is now taking a moment to wipe the mist from her eyes*
Now do you see why we call these two
monsters Two Cats For Sale?
Okay, seriously, in the end, of course we really do love
our two little Titans Of Terror...
Because they are so darn cute and keep us company when we walk our blind doggie Mindy Peaches in the open field.
And because they make us laugh by
STILL trying to fit their fat two-year-old bodies in the same napping spaces.
But you may want to check with me in about a week or so, when all the Christmas trees are up.
I have a feeling things might change.
JUST KIDDING!!!!! Geez...... Of COURSE I wouldn't sell my kitties. Duh! Crap, I'm not a mean old witch you know. Geeez...
how much did you say you'd pay?
Have a great Tuesday everyone!!!